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telapathetic:

  hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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  • me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

onwardmydear:

minishcap:

can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

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I’m still waiting

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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cythereans:

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

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